Now I'm just walking through the mall with my sister getting some last minute Christmas shopping in. We just laughing and joking then I look up and I see this beautiful woman look at me dead in the face. So I hear a laugh from my sister Tasha while shes on her cell and she saids " Lord look at Rihanna". Remember we are in Richmond, VA this aint Beverly Hills...But anyway after she said that I laughed because I thought she was jus makin a joke, playin or something. So then I looked at Tasha laughin and I said " Mane, that aint Rihanna" she looked back at me like I was stupid and sure enough it was Rihanna. So I said "Yo I want me a picture" and Tasha said " You want one for real?" Tasha then starts walking behind her and Im tellin my sis nevermind, forget it, chill out all of the above, because I got a little nervous plus I know how celebs might not wanna be bothered all the time. And Tasha don't care if you got a million dollars or a million pennies she treat everybody the same. Now Tasha was catchin up to Rhianna as she walked in Saks Fifth Ave so finally Tasha stopped and talked to her like any other person she said " My Brother wants to take a picture with you can he" and I'm just staring a Rhianna in a daze and she said back "Well I can't take a picture in the store but I can sign something for you". And then I said with a small studder " I um I uh I aint got a pen on me...right now" Rhianna came back and said "I'm about to leave in a little bit, I can take one outside" so we said ok and waited for her like 15 mins. By this point people started recognize her and you know how groupies can be and remember she was in there all alone, by herself no security or nothing. 15 or so mins later she came on and turned right and kinda was doing a speed walk off to this fly ride with a chauffeur... Rumor has it that same week or before Chris Brown asked her to marry him and they got a house somewhere in Northern Virginia. I mean believe want you want this is a TRUE STORY and she was eyein me when I saw her...That was one crazy Christmas Eve.
I Think She Wanna Stand Under My Umbrella
